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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS. . . Q. Where does Harry Beaver live? A. Beaverville, Illinois. . .where else? Q. If I don't have a credit card, can I still get a Harry Beaver T-shirt? A. SURE! Just email Harry at harry@harrybeaver.com with the exact shirt and size you are interested in and he'll make sure you get a Harry Beaver on your back! He takes cashier's checks, money orders and credit cards. . . Q. Who draws the Harry Beaver designs? A. Rico and Wonderboy. What a couple of lunatics. . . Q. How often do you release new t-shirts? A. WELL. . .we try to get new shirts out on a monthly basis, but sometimes things don't work as planned. Rico moonlights as a Chip-n-dale dancer and Wonderboy is usually to drunk to even draw. Q. Can I put Harry Beaver T-shirts in my retail store? A. Does a bear @*$! in the woods??? Of course you can sell HB shirts in your store. We even have VERY low wholesale pricing for retailers. Call us at 309-530-5555 for more information. Q. Is it true that Wonderboy once slept with Harry's sister Ivanna? A. No comment. Q. Can I make a suggestion for a future Harry Beaver T-shirt? A. Absolutely! We will even give you three copies of the shirt if it gets printed for you and two other lucky friends. Q. I can't find Harry Beaver T-shirts at my favorite local t-shirt store. What should I do? A. First, march right in to the store. (Having a copy of a HB shirt might be helpful at this time. . .) Then, grab the store owner by the shirt and demand that he make Harry Beaver available for sale. If he refuses, simply sit down on the floor and continuously chant, "We want Beaver, We want Beaver. . ." until he has you arrested for public intoxication. OK, just kidding. . .don't get in trouble. Just email us the store's name and phone number and we'll take it from there. Click HERE to become a BEAVERMANIAC. Send Harry your email address and he will email you when there are new features on the website, new t-shirts become available or if he just needs bond money 'cause he's been arrested again! COMING SOON. . .WE PROMISE!: Harry Beaver Ski Team - Ski Down the BIG Mounds and Then Head for the VALLEY! Harry Beaver Bar & Pub - LIQUOR EVERYWHERE! Harry Beaver Trucking - You'll Always Come with a BIG Load When You're Inside a Harry Beaver! | ||
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